GIRL-NEXT-DOOR: Girl-next-door Elaine Smith joins Comedian Dave Ross and me, Sex Nerd Sandra as we talk brothels, booty toys and a few more things a bit... taboo. We answer 2 listener questions on toys and blow jobs, then finish with a jovial roundtable discussion on hands-free bj machines. Pictures at SexNerdSandra.com!

TOPIC: We’re talking about how to pleasure everybody's bits! Comedian Dave Ross joins me for this hilarious discussion on all things Hand. Tangents include: Faking Orgasms,  Absurd Dirty Talk and Penis Pumps! We finish with a flurry of different stroking techniques and the pussy hug that changed everything.

TOPIC: Listen in on my 2nd live show at NerdMelt with Sex & Relationship coach Catherine Toyooka. Our TMI-filled gab fest about the G-spot includes sex toy fencing, vaginal acoustics, anatomy fun, and what's up with female ejaculation. Boy do we say "vagina" a lot this episode!

TOPIC: I cover my kitchen table with sex toys, then invite my friend Spaceman over to talk about them. He makes silly noises with my teaching apparatus and I judge him for it. Topics include: Toy Styles from Men and Women, Materials and Lube. Also discussed: Dildo Flask, Boning Pendulum, and why you should keep your dog out of your toy drawer.

SEXPERT: Sandra nerds out on her favorite toy, then Sex Educator Mary joins us for how to use Craigslist to get laid (+ giant penis story). Enter Dr. Hernando Chaves for the safe sex talk & man feelings. PLUS Q&A! Dirty Talk, Magic Wand & Approaching Women.